Him: I keep f***ing dying in this game. I’m too distracted.
Me: Distracted by what?
Him: By the italian chick on the other side of my screen.
Me: Ooooh, lol, is she hot?
Him: Pretty hot. I’d bang her. Although, I don’t know if she’d commit to that.
Me: Hmmm…I hear she’s pretty slutty.
Him: I guess I’ll have to find out for myself.
Last night I dreamt it was my wedding day.
After two minutes of being married to me the groom got his Best Man, who happened to also be a lawyer, to annul the union while he nabbed my Maid of Honor and dragged her off on my honey moon.
I then proceeded to try and hook-up with random guys only to have them all leave me to bang some other chick…all before I even knew there names. It was strange.
But probably the most revealing dream I’ve ever had about myself. Goddamn.
Darling all I really want right now is to fall asleep with my head on your chest. Nothing on this earth is so comforting as the smell of your skin.
(via smut-to-go)
The Von Bondies- C’mon C’mon
and jumping off the kitchen counters, trying to fly?or jumping from one piece of furniture to another, avoiding the HOT LAVA!!!
=) I remember that game.
(via kayfabe)
